Wisdom of Kaylucius

Number Eleven

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 11:00:57 -0700

Number Eleven

Number Ten, revisited.

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Number Ten, revisited.

Number Nine, revisited.

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 11:01:00 -0700

Number Nine, revisited.

Number Eight, revisited.

Mon, 31 Dec 2012 11:01:09 -0700

Number Eight, revisited.

Number Seven, revisited. I’m back.

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 17:22:00 -0700

Number Seven, revisited.

I’m back.

Number Six, revisited and reposted

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 13:31:56 -0600

Number Six, revisited and reposted

Number Five, revisited and reposted.

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 13:30:04 -0600

Number Five, revisited and reposted.

Number Four, revisited and reposted.

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 13:32:00 -0600

Number Four, revisited and reposted.

Number Three, revisited and reposted.

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 13:32:55 -0600

Number Three, revisited and reposted.

Number Two, revisited and reposted.

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 13:31:48 -0600

Number Two, revisited and reposted.

Number One, revisited and reposted.

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 13:31:46 -0600

Number One, revisited and reposted.

Number Ten

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 14:10:33 -0600

“The title of artist is both the most desired and least respected of professions. Consider this before taking the children’s portrait job in the mall.”

-Kaylucius, to her co-workers

Number Nine

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 20:34:26 -0700

“One is not granting his business any great favor by working there; his business is doing him a favor by paying him.”

-Kaylucius, after an hour of listening to whiny peers.

Number Eight

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 19:23:00 -0700

“The key to having a clean room is having a large closet.”

-Kaylucius

Number Seven

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 17:51:00 -0700

“Religion is like a game of telephone- God speaks the truth and in man’s retelling, the intent is lost.”

-Kaylucius

Number Six

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 14:07:22 -0700

“To be intelligent is to know the difference between a natural logarithm and a common logarithm, to be wise is to know that no one really gives a shit.”

-Kaylucius, as she dropped MATH 1010

Number Five

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 18:03:00 -0700

“If one wants to end the year still following resolutions, make them on Christmas, rather than New Year’s Eve.”

-Kaylucius, 12:01 a.m.

Number Four

Tue, 27 Dec 2011 11:51:00 -0700

“If one wishes not to be challenged, look not in others’ eyes- for that is where the fire burns brightest.”

-Kaylucius, to Red

Number Three

Sun, 25 Dec 2011 11:48:00 -0700

“The key to peace and tranquility in a household is the ability to keep one’s mouth shut in front of Mother.”

-Kaylucius, when asked how the casserole tasted

Number Two

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 09:16:00 -0700

“One does not get promoted by only working diligently, he must also kiss many asses.”

-Kaylucius, while speaking to the Wall-Street protesters